Figmental!

Gaia: "Gabe! Gabe! GabeGabeGabe!"

Gabe: "Huh?"

Gaia: "You! Will never believe what just happened on My Little Pony! It was s--"

Gabe: Okay then. She does remember that I don't care about ponies, right? I mean... yeah. Wow. She's... she's really talkin' there. Noooo signs of this stopping any time soon. Ye gods... Is there any way for me to escape this gracefully? She's blocking the only exit... there's not enough room to hide in the fridge... I left my smoke pellets in my other utility belt... ugh. No. Jeeze, she's still going! Looks like I'm in for the long haul. Might as well use this time productively.

Gabe: Let's just use this time to organize our thoughts, shall we?

Gabe's Superego: "...And that's the agenda for today. Before we begin in earnest, does anyone have anything else to put forth for consideration?"

Gabe's Id: "Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Mememe!"

Superego: "...Yes?"

Id: "Gabe wants, like, okay, it's like, you take an eggroll wrapper, and you fill it with cookie dough, and then you fry that right up! Then drizzle chocolate over it! Gabe wants that!"

Superego: "That... that would probably kill us."

Id: "No, not immediately!"

Superego: "No. Anyone else?"

Gabe's Imagination: "Oh! Over here!"

Superego: "I'm going to regret this but... yes, Imagination?"

Imagination: "Gabe wants a flying motorcycle!"

Superego: "..."

Imagination: "With a plasma cannon, and kinetic energy barriers, and an AM/FM radio!"

Superego: "That doesn't exist."

Imagination: "Are you... sure?"

Superego: "Yes."

Imagination: "...Suggestion withdrawn."

Superego: "Does anyone have any reasonable suggestions? Optimism? Femine Side?"

Optimism: "Nope!"

Feminine Side: "Eh."

Superego: "Anybody?"

Optimism: "Neuroses probably has a couple of things! He usually does!"

Superego: "Yes, of course. Um... where is Neuroses anyway?"

Neuroses: "Um... here I am. Hi. I was just checking to make sure nobody had left the oven on... you know, so the building wouldn't burn down..."

Superego: "I assume you're talking about the imaginary oven in this imaginary building?"

Neuroses: "Yeah. Anyway, while I was up, I figured I would just check, you know, to make sure deadly spiders hadn't laid eggs in Gabe's ears that would hatch into horrible deadly eight-legged horrors that would come and devour us one by one..."

Imagination: "Is... is that a thing that can happen?"

Superego: "Don't be ri--"

Neuroses: "THAT IS TOTALLY A THING THAT CAN HAPPEN!"

Imagination: "Omigodbrainspidersbrainspidersbrainspidersbrainspiders--"

Neuroses: "I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU FOOLS THIS WAS COMING!"

Gabe: Okay that went kinda weird towards the end there.

Gaia: "Hey! Are you listening to me?"

Gabe: "Yyyep."

Gaia: "Okay good. So, as I was saying, I don't think most people really understand the socio-economic impact of--"

Gabe: Okay then. There she goes again. Let's check on how my brain-mes are doing now...

Ego: "NO YOU FOOLS! HELP ME! SACRAFICE YOURSELVES IF YOU MUST, BUT SAAAAAVE MEEEEEE!!!"

Cyncisim: "No!"

Gabe: I think I'm going to stay out of my brain for a while.

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There you go, a peek into my brain that you would ordinarily need a tiny door and a Basic Braining merit badge to obtain. Perhaps next time we'll give you a similar glimpse into Gaia's brain. That'll be a thing...

Edit: Also, commenting is now open for reals. It wasn't before, because I am a bumbling buffoon.